I was at Stop&Shop with Justin the other day because, in our old age, we get excited over grocery stores...and while looking through the candy section of the "International Foods" aisle I found this candy bar:

My question is...why am I not to share this plain chocolate bar with my friends of the more viginal persuasion? Granted, it's not like they're missing much, but why say "DO NOT SHARE!!" when I've been taught by many a fuzzy muppet that I am supposed to share my candy when I have it?

Is there something in the chocolate that will make the ladies explode? I'm so curious.